Ok so what the hell is it with me finding the strangest people? Does God place them before me as a test to see if I finally will grow up and be a nice/decent person? Cause really he should just give up now......I can't help it. So, I'm at the mall with Tegs tonight and what do I see upon arriving to the Walmart entrance....a grandma in a minni skirt, yes that is correct people, complete with wrinkly legs and veins popping out all over........and get this, like 2 inch platforms. I'm pretty sure I missed half of the conversation that Tegs was having with me due to the laughter that was filling my head. I did manage to contain my thoughts until she was out of earshot though before spilling them to Tegan. And then as if this wasn't enough, as we're walking around in the linens department we run into a man (rugged manly man type) who is swinging his hips and singing along to the ever so manly Aretha Franklin - Respect, I almost lost it in laughter, actually I'm laughing right now thinking back on this. And, just to prove a point that yes Justin Timberlake really is stalking me, what do we find on the rack of t-shirts in Walmart?! Oh yes, a "I'm bringing sexy back" shirt.........I wanted to vomit all over it, but I held it back. So my lesson from this night out is that Walmart is not a good place for me, and that laughing at people is not a good idea cause karma will hit me with a JT attack...............................Starbucks!!!
