How soon is July?

Yeah thats right, I'm goin to see Aerosmith in PEI......and to reassure some of you......no I do not have plans of stalking them....that was one time and one time only, lol but sooo much fun. I feel so show deprived lately without you being here Heather, need to see a show soon before the nervous twitching starts to kick in......I'm just kidding it's not that bad.....but it could be.........and for some reason while writing this blog I have recieved the sudden urge to watch Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy........

It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems with just potatoes


~E

A Bad Day Saved By Joel Plaskett...

My day started out good... I only had to look after one kid this morning and I got a package from Eryn, but little did I know how bad it was going to get. Getting the package from Eryn made me happy and sad all at the same time. She sent me some choice east coast music and my autographed picture of Two Hours Traffic. It made me realize how much I miss the east coast music scene and Eryn. To make matters worse my brother had to go pick up his new, used car. So of course I had to go along to look after the kids and drive one of the cars home. He left me in the car with the two kids while he went to fill out the paper work and such. I was in a car, an inclosed space with a one and three year old for over an hour!! As you can imagine I wanted to shoot myself about 20mins in. It's hard to entertain children of those ages while trying to convince them that they had to stay in their car seats and couldn't run around free in the car! AHHH!! As soon as my brother pulled up with the new car I jumped out and said I'd drive it! I love it! It's little! My brother's other car is a huge ass car and hard to drive after driving my little subaru. The new car is a corolla. We took both cars to Costco to do some shopping, then because he was running late to go pick up his wife my brother sent me home with the kids in the big car.......during rush hour....I really didn't know where I was going....and the kids were cranky! Let's just say that was fun. Actually the traffic wasn't that bad but the kids where. But it all worked out in the end. After supper I took the new car out and drove around like crazy with the new Joel Plaskett cd that Eryn sent me cranked! Joel makes everything right with the world!! Joel = Zen! Thanks Joel you saved my day! and Eryn did too, because she sent me the cd! Keep the east coast music comin' Eryn =)

Later Days,
Miss H

THT - you made our day

So yesterday after work I stopped in to grab the mail on the way home and to my surprise (cause no one actaully sends me anything-except you Heather) there was a note in the box for me :) And who was this mysterious note from? None other thamn Two Hours Traffic. Not waiting a minute in the car, I ripped it open with excitement and the above picture is what I found inside. Upon arrivng home I raced in the house and grabbed the nearest phone wanting to call Heather right away...and then realized i didn't remember her new number.......damn it. Had to wait while my computer loaded up, which in fact doesn't take long but seems to take about a billion years when you really need something, like the world was suddenly in slow motion. Anyway I get the cell number........no answer......house phone........and with glee I report the news.........yes people we did make little girly noises for a few moments........guys you made our day!...............and we forgive you about the sharpie........like we can't find another one......and so ends another fanciful adventure.............Cajun!

~E

Damn it!

Ok so I just spent the last hour writing a post for the next lesson of Outrageous Japanese and just before I posted I went to close another program and accidently hit apple Q to quit on Sarfari! I lost everything!!! AHHHHHH!!! Damn it!! Kuso! Kuso! Kuso! If the next lesson was posted you'd know what that means!! Oh well maybe I'll try again tomorrow.

~Miss Heather

Outrageous Japanese Lesson 1

Ha Ha Ha this book is so awesome! It's called Outrageous Japanese, Slang,Curses and Epithets, by Jack Seward. I just started going through it today and thought I'd share some of it's contents with the rest of you. This will be lesson one.
From the Physical Apperance chapter:
chimmurui no kao (face that would stop a clock)
Kanojo no oppai ni wa kowakute kuroi ke ga haete iru-tte. ( I hear she has coarse black hairs growing out of her tits.) I just thought that that was an odd thing to say to someone or about someone, so I thought I'd include it. lol This next one also strikes me as weird but haliarious at the same time. paipan ( woman with no crotch hair) WTF?
How about kusottare-babā/jijī (shitty old goat) for those old people you know.
Now on to some Threats. There are a lot but I'll only include a few.
Sunao ni naran to buchi-nomesu ze (If you don't do what I say, I'm going to beat the hell out of you.)
Mogaite mo shiyō ga nai (It's no use struggling)
Doteppara ni kaza-ana wo akete yaru kara oboete oke. (Remember, I'm going to drill a hole in your dirty guts) ..... now that one's a classic.. lol
Omae wo hakusei ni shiteyaru. (I'll have you stuffed and mounted.)
Ah, this book is too good! It gets even worse. Be sure to come back for another lesson when I'll teach you the Japanese word for bitch and slut, and much much more!!

Later Days,
Miss Heather

The Great A&W Heist....Cause we steal shit

The day was unlike any other day, except that for the fact that instead of just thinking about it, we actually committed the crime. Yeah thats right Heather, I have found a replacement for you (just in your absence cause I have no one else). We'll send you one the next time we visit again. We stole mugs..................the end....cause we steal shit bitches!.....................and if they don't have it, we'll take whatever we want, cause thats what we do, we steal shit!



~ Chris "The Wheel Man" MacIsaac
Eryn "Slight Of Hand" Coombs

Finally Freedom

Tonight I actually got to take the car out, on my own, and tour around Delta. It was nice to actually get to go do some shopping. Actually it made me realize how much I need adult supervision or at least Eryn to help talk me out of buy things because I spent WAY too much money!! But Eryn I managed to get you something that I know you'll love. I have one more thing to get you then I'll send you your present. I hope you're excited!
I've learned tonight that when you're away from home and missing your friends, or you're just in a bad mood, Chapters makes everything better..... especially if it has a starbucks!! Oh how I love starbucks and books! The only down side of going there tonight was that I forgot my discount card. Damn it! I found the greatest book there... it teaches curse words, slag, and all out profanity in japanese. Yeah I'm gonna buy it just for giggles. I'm looking forward to getting it and including some of these phrases in future posts. LOL

Later Days
Miss Heather

Miss you Eryn!

Ode To The Home Depot..

Oh how I love Home Depot! I think I inherited my love for home improvement stores from my father. Tonight my brother and I went to the Home Depot. As he walked around making his list of things he had to have delivered for the cabinets he's building I took off to wonder around the store. My first stop...the paint section! I have realized that I have an addiction and in true AA fashion..... "Hello my name is Heather" *this is where the other addicts, that will be you, would say "Hi"* "I am an addict... I am addicted to paint swatches!" *tears up and hangs head in shame* Oh man am I ever! I spent a good 15mins looking at swatches and taking every color that appealed to me. I think I took about 30 swatches or more, probably more. I know that's a weird thing, but I'm a photographer, I love colors damn it! Not to mention that they had effin Mickey Mouse swatches who could pass up that!! So anyway on with my story.. After leaving the paint section and wondering around some more of the store I headed to the garden center where I wonder around for about 30mins or more. As I walked around I noticed that there were two ride on lawn mowers near the back of the center. I looked around, no one in site.....ummm I totally wanted to hop on one and go for a joy ride. Oh if only Eryn was here!! I did however walk over to them and scope them out, how creepy is that? Actually for me that's nothing *evil grin*. But as I was scoping it out a man walked by, damn!!
All in all I think I spent a total of 2 hours wondering around Home Depot tonight which sadly was fun for me, obviously I don't get out much now. I haven't even gotten to go shopping yet, other then just running into places to grab something. But I have it all planned out when I get the chance I know what stores I'm going to and what things I'm buying. Eryn when I get a chance to get out I'll be sending some cool stuff you're way! Wait there's hope.... my brother just said that I could take the car and go shopping tomorrow night if I want......YES!! Sometimes I feel like a prisoner here, but I still love it, I'm just not used to staying at home this much. I need freedom, I need my car, I need the URABUS, (that's Subaru backwards for those few who don't get it), I need to interact with people my own age...oh and cute boys because there's lots here!
OK I think I've reached the point where I'm rambling on so I shall end my ode to the Home Depot and this installment of what I like to call " What's going on in BC" otherwise know as "How long will it take before I crack on a count of how I am always cooped up in this house!"

~ Miss Heather

On a side note you have no idea how much I miss cursing, how I long to say the F word!! Oh how I miss you F word =( Look out when I get home every word I say is going to be a profanity, unlike before when it was every second word =)

I HAVE FIVE DOUGHNUTS AND A MUFFIN *WINK WINK*

WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE A REGULAR NIGHT LAST NIGHT TURNED OUT TO BE SOMETHING MUCH MORE EXCITING. NOT ONLY DID I GET VISIONS OF BRIBING POLICE MEN, BUT ALSO NIGHTMARES OF CAN-CAN DANCING NINJA TURTLES. WHAT MORON PARKS RIGHT BEHIND SOMEONE IN THEIR BLINDSPOT AND DOESN'T EXPECT TO GET HIT? A BLEACH-BLONDE TRAILER TRASH BITCH, YES I LOVE AMHERST PEOPLE.....BUT NOT REALLY. I ALSO LOVE THE IRONY IN THE FACT THAT YES TEGAN IS GRADUATING THIS YEAR FROM UNIVERSITY WITH A B.A. IN CRIMINOLOGY, AND WANTS TO GO INTO THE RCMP.......CONSTABLE FUDGE THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT WHEN THROWING HIS HEAD BACK IN LAUGHTER AT THIS TOO........AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT.....FOR OTHER, AND SOME MORE HILARIOUS, ACCOUNTS OF THE EVENING PLEASE CHECK OUT OTHER WITNESS ACCOUNTS ON.....

tegs27.blogspot.com or shatteredhorizons.com


......MY GUM HAS LIQUID INSIDE

~ERYN

Workplace Fun

Little Jono, Kellen, and Eryn

So today was an amazing day at work for once, it'll never happen again I presume. WE made delicious pancakes for breakfast, it was like a little Bridge Street mini party, mmm complete with blueberries, strawberries, pears and gelato. Just no one tell Cathy, haha. And then I locked Kellen in the pantry......with the ghosts..........and we all stood outside laughing at the newbie.

~Eryn

Crayon Embarrassment

Right, so I'm hangng out with Tegan last night and my parents decide that it would be fun to go to the Big Stop for supper with their NS friends, and there son Bradley comes along too. Upon arriving to the restaurant, that is effin busy as the gates of hell, my sweet mother turns to us and points out a man sitting at a near by table......yes folks I swear it was the spitting image of Jesus Christ himself. and this was Good Friday, what luck?! Plus not only do we get to see him but we get to be back to back with the savior while eating, his table was right behind us......thinking back on this, I should have used the crayons that the waitress gave us to draw a picture of Jesus on my place mat instead of random doodling, what is wrong with me?! At least that would have been a good reason for th eman next to us to really be staring at us like we were crazy, and it would have embarrassed ou parents even more, lol.......I heart crayons......

So after seeing Jesus, we moved on to the local Dooley's which I must say was a happening place last night with all the old style country karaoke (yes I think that my ears actaully started to bleed from it.....it made our hearts cry), and we played some pool with Sir Bradley and Sir Gimpy (and by that I mean Andrew).......and won girls against guys three times in a row......i must admit though for my consience sake (totally didn't spell that right...not that I actually have one of those) that it was all by default that we won. And my lucky streak didn't last long.....I'm big enough to admit that I did in fact sink the eight ball on my second shot after those games......and had to live through the rest of the night being teased constantly over it...it happened and it wasn't that funny, people can we please move on now?! haha, yes I do like laughing at myself.

I am also pleased to tell you Heather that we committed a tiny deviant act in honor of you....I'm teaching Tegan well. We did happen to "borrow" the little marker sign, wallpaper and all, with some random comments taken from conversation throughout the night, I've posted a photo as a little gift, may you all enjoy...............pussywillows!!

Pocky and Crash Crawly's

Here's an update from BC.....
I found the most wonderful thing yesterday! As I was walking through the Superstore here in Delta, looking for something to eat and killing time before I had to go pick up my niece from preschool I discovered the most tasty of snacks, and I might add the most addictive too. POCKY!!! It's a Japanese treat that kids in Japan love! I had heard / read about them before and had always wanted to try them. To describe what these things are is rather simple, they're a thin bread stick with a flavoured creamy coating. I bought strawberry! YUM YUM!! Eryn I will send you some when I get a chance to go buy some more! You'll love them! Not only are they really really good but they are super cheap too, only $0.88 a box, which has a lot in it.
In the afternoon my brother and I took the kids to this place called Crash Crawly's.... it's the greatest place for kids.... and adults! Pretty much the whole inside of this warehouse sized building is nothing but a series of tunnels, slides, pits full of balls, and places to climb for kids. Oh and there is also a couple of air cannons that shoot foam balls. It's effin huge and fun! Damn I wish they had places like that back home when I was a kid, but wait then I'd have to pay to get in. Adults don't have to pay, just the kids and adults can climb and go anywhere the kids can..... never mind, being an adult is way more fun!

~Heather

Let's make web site and call it "giveusbackthesharpie.com"

Darn you sharpie stealing band members!

So, I'm going to take you on a little trip back into time in my wonderful "time machine", not too far back though, only about a week into the past..........I recieved in the mail today a package from a certain band that Heather and I had been going through all hell to see, yes it was our signed photos! But..........thinking maybe they had wrote a little note back to us, I was wrong...such a let down. Plus those mean boys did not return our sharpie to us......do you know how many stores we had to go to in Charlottetown to find those?!!! jerks........but we will still love you anyway, they did in fact at least sign our photos and send them back, what more could a couple of girls ask for?.................remember, when in doubt.....just hit the ball really really hard!

Good Times at Ducky's

So yesterday afternoon I went to hang out at Mel's place and her film/photograph on set of her new movie. was amazing, now I remember why I love photography soooo much, get to design her movie posters and promos, yay!!! Can't wait to get started. But thats not the story I want to share here.....well actually it's not really that long of a story, a little intro and then I'm just gonna throw it all out there.......

I met up with a few people that night from work and headed out to Ducky's for Tequila Tuesday...and BA Johnson was also playing, so we got to watch him dance around on the bar and dry hump various objects, man that guy is insane......but so hilarious.........anyway, a girl from work, who shall remain nameless....was like can I do a shot off you?..........so I sad what the hell, sure..............so a girl did a body shot off me........haha.........and thats all I have to say about that................careful there's jello in the bathroom!

~Eryn

So Long, Fair Well..........

Alright, so no Heather I didn't cry, i was a strong little girl and held it together well when we said goodbye. No one at work suspected a thing. I am a little disapointed though that Two Hours Traffic did not stop by at work that day, tsk tsk guys. I would also like to report to you that we were indeed correct in thinking that the nice shiny Liberty was not their vehicle, seeing as it is still parked in the same space. Good thing we didn't waste our "ammunition" on that one, haha. My day at work did look up by the way when yes thats right...David Myles and Rose Cousins themsleves stopped by the cafe.........and yes they did recognize and remember me.....*insert hallelujah sounds* We had a very lovely chit chat about the ECMAs. And david is doing a show next Friday in Amherst with Charlie A'court (yeah, I don't remember how to spell his name, I'm not too big to admit it) and I am soooooooooooo..............attending. yes, I do have to take my parents, cause you are out having the time of your life in BC and have left me and my concert going experience all alone......but I won't hold it against you.......too much.........*sniff sniff*. I'm also jsut going to warn you that I am going to have to be deviant without you just a little bit, I can't bottle that up for that long. But I won't do anything too extreme, I'll save those ideas for your return................I'm in Mac heaven!

Jean Coutu Escape

Right, so we went to go see Two Hours Traffic, or as Devon refers to them - Two Interstate Provinces....but alas the tickets, which we did not know existed, were all sold out, stupid hoes. So we decided that to get our photos to them we would just slip our envelopes under the door with a little message. Then neither of us wanted to be the one to slip it under the door, so relying on jessica we left and got Rockstar. But when calling Jessica after she got off work.....there was no answer, yes we hate you...probably...not.......but still........yes that was a William Shatner moment of slow speaking. So we calle din reinforcements, one being Steve who shall be known hence forth as.....Steve...he asked fr his real name to remain a secret. he turned out to be a pansy ass boy so then he called in more reinforcements. And this is the part of the story when you readers meet our hero....Devon. He persoanlly gave our package with complete story of how we came to this point to Alec, as we ran sketchily away from them down the stairs........yes he totally saw us. But mission completed. So now we await a package to be sent back via snail mail, sinc ewe have already included a self addressed envelope and money for postage, we are soooo creepy. So after our rockstar high we decided to play a little game called "cat and mouse", which is basically hide and seek with cars. So, Andrew really sucks at giving hints cause we found him within one minute, where as us gave him several hints and only when Devon showed himself did Andrew find us.......it took him almost an hour. Meanwhile we were starving!! So directly after being found we headed for home, but with one little pit stop......second mission complete! And then we had toast...........May your flies always be tits up!!!