Updates Out Of Boredom.....

Hookay so to get straight to the point..... I'M BORED... B..O..R..E..D.... BORED!!!!! Things have been pretty slow lately. Miss E and myself rarely get to the chance to see each other anymore let alone reek havoc on the world. But we are getting together very soon for some extra special excitement.... all I have to say is four words.... THE....JOEL..PLASKETT... EMERGENCY!!! That's right we're going to see Joel.. and it's about time. I haven't seen Joel play since way before I went to BC, and neither has Miss E. So I'm super pumped!! and as an added bonus Miss E apparently has a deviant plan in mind for a perfect after concert wined down... or up really because deviousness always makes me hyper!! I don't know what the plan is, she's keeping it pretty hush hush.... I'll get the details when I go up to see her. Here's what I know about it though, which isn't very much but here it goes....she said it was a really awesome deviant act....that we'd have to talk each other into it (which usually only happens with the really good ones)... that it would probably send us to hell ( which is also sign that it's gonna be a good one)... that's really all I know. I'll make sure that we write a blog about it anyway. It's been a long time since we had a really deviant blog!
On another note aside from deviousness.... The rest of the summer looks pretty good for me music wise..... Joel, and that same weekend I'm pretty sure I'm shooting for the Jubilee too, so more concert fun! The only shitty thing about that is that the only band I really want to see at this year Jubilee is The Trews but they play the same night as Joel does in Dartmouth. Oh well it sucks but Joel always comes first musically for me...... ok then it's onto Slowcoaster and SLOAN!!! in pei the weekend after that. I'm super pumped for that!!!! Hopefully Miss E can make it to that show with me! Then the weekend after Sloan I'm heading back to pei to see Sarah Harmer and Serena Ryder. Sure I don't know how I'm going to pay for all this trips to pei and back, but I don't care.. when it comes to music and seeing my favorite live bands money doesn't matter....it's all about the music with me. I'm excited to take Andrew to see Sarah Harmer, he likes her music, and has only been to one... yes one..... concert... that wasn't a local bands thing or that he was playing in. All he's been to is to see Sam Roberts...... well he picked the right girlfriend because I love LOVE going to concerts so he'll get to experience all that. Oh I'm taking him to see Joel too... it's going to be me, Miss E, Andrew and Chris...... I have the strangest feeling that it's a good thing the guys are coming with us, we do need Adult Supervision after all!! And I'm sure whatever Miss E has cooked up would be a lot worse if we weren't bringing them. We do have a lot of pint up deviousness that is just itching to get out. Oh I just thought of a good deviant act to do to someone......... I must consult my deviant partner about it!!

Later Days
Miss H


.......wah that looks awesome.......what does?.... it looks like the door is breathing...... i think i might be stone.........

We Shot The Band....... It's kind of like we shot the sheriff but only if he played guitar and rocked out on stage!

Hookay So..... Miss E and myself had our first gallery show this past weekend. We showed off some of our best music related photos to introduce our new business....... *drum roll*........ "introducing foto deviants Photography" *huge round of applause from all of our adoring fans* lmao.
Anyway our show turned out to go really well. Mind you pretty much all of the musicians I invited didn't show.... bastards!! oh well I collected all of the MacFarlanes, which makes it all better..... Yay! for the MacFarlaneanios!!
And of course no gallery show featuring music photos is complete without a round of karaoke.... Miss E, Chris and myself did our radiation of Hey Jude.... after the crowd had left the building of course.


~Miss H


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That was the best one liner ever!!!!

New Blog.... Time For Some Updates......

Hookay So.... To make a very long story short CMW was awesome! I had fun, it all work out, Max and yes Grant Rock! I met Barry's nephew but never got o meet Mr MacNaughtan....... *sigh* ....... But it's ok I have my very own Andrew now. Muh ha ha!
Miss E and I are getting ready to have a "Rockin" gallery show!! YAY!!
So right now I'm hangin out in Pei with my friend Candace, making all kinds of insane videos of our adventures here. In just a few moments we'll be heading off to the greatest place in the whole world...... Formosa!!!! ummmm FORMOSA!!!!

Later Days,
Miss H


......I love Moments.... they make the popsickles pink....

CMW Day One: Part Four: The End Of The Day Ramblings

The day ended quite well.... Grant, Max, Barry and I went out to eat.... it turned out to be tons of fun! Max is really cool! Barry is very determined to fix up my Macbook to meet his standards. He wanted to give me CS3 but I don't have enough free space so he went off on this kick about how I need a new hard drive and how he was gonna do it up for me! Oh Barry! Anyway it was super fun hanging out with Grant, he took me around to various locations to show me some cool architecture. Union Station has some amazing architecture. I'd love to do a shoot in there. So at the restaurant we had the craziest waiter, he was really nice though. I loved the fact that when Grant was sarcastic to him, as he tends to be with waiters, he just came back with the wittiest responses... It was awesome! 10 Bonus points to that waiter! We ate that the spaghetti factory and I swear the place looked like Mary Poppin's carpet bag blew up.. it was super creepy... there was even old carousel horses..... CREEPY!!
OH OH!! So when we were eating Grant was like oh we should have set it up so you could have met Andrew MacNaughtan... bastard!! I wanna meet Andrew.. He's so amazing! Anyway Grant said to bug Barry about it because he knows him.... you're damn right I'm buggin him about it.. how often am I ever going to come to Toronto plus it's effin Andrew MacNaughtan... he's one of the reasons I started concentrating on music photography! I'm such a loser... come on I have to freak out about at least one person and every music event, it wouldn't be right if I didn't! I just get excited because I think these people are very talented, not because of who they are, just so we're clear on that. I'm not some crazy screaming girl! Hookay so, now that I've no doubtitly rambled on about that long enough in my exhausted state...on a lighter note, I see that Andrew has changed his website..... well sort of, he pretty much just changed the background, but it's easier to look at then the other one he had up. Andrew is so awesome!
Right now I'm sitting alone in my hotel room by myself of course, it's not a bad room, it's actually quite nice, but it is kind of boring. Honestly I'm kind of lonely though, I have no one to rant on and on about stuff with. No one to go on about the days events with, no one to laugh with and come up with funny one liners with.... honestly without someone to feed off of I can't come up with any funny lines for the ending of my blogs..... Damn it!!
I should be off to bed now I guess it's 11:00 pm, an early day for most music events, but I have to get up at 6:30 am so I can meet up with Max and Grant at the Royal York tomorrow by 8:00am.... OUCH! What really gets me is how event weeks or weekends like these always start so early when you know that they don't end till late, or should I say early in the morning to be more exact, because everyone's out partying it up...... man the people who organize these events are stupid.. or they delight in torturing others and in turn themselves... I'm going with number two on this one. Or maybe when their planning it all out they're like " oh well this year will be different I won't drink, and partying all night, so it'll be ok to start things early", but alas it never works out that way does it.... good thing I don't drink.... Eryn and I wouldn't make it one day if we drank and partied at the ECMAs, no effin way in hell!

Chimo

~Miss H

....... has anyone ever told you you look like the bad guy off of the Usual Suspects....

CMW Day One: Part Three: A Quick Note...

I love Canadian Music Week.... and you know why?! Because you get the right kind of DAMN PASSES!!!! I have an All Access pass... like I'm suppose to... where as at the ECMAs we're Official Photographers for the whole event and all we get are shitty volunteer passes that say we're photographer..... which means we have to spend the majority of the time bitching at the stupid little volunteers who can't read, even when you point at the official photographer part of the pass and shove it in their faces, and don't listen to what you're saying to them..... I hate having to explain who I am to every little volunteer who thinks they have power..... Thank God I won't have that problem here!......... Oh Fuck I hope not anyway.... I'd have to pull my hair out then... or theirs!
So I'm still just sitting here.. bored.. not doing anything except trying to kill time and listening to the new Trews album..... ARGH! I'm soooo bored! I'm still having fun don't get me wrong, but I'm just so bored!!!

Later Days,
MIss H

CMW Day One: Part Two: I'm Finally In Toronto & I'm Bored As Sh@!

Hookay so... after waiting in Halifax at the airport for what seemed like forever, plus the flying and the waiting around for the express bus, and then taking 45mins to get to the Royal York where I met up with Grant...... I'm finally effin here!! Thank God! Now I'm sitting around in one of the conference rooms in Royal York... listening to conferences, while Grant shoots them. Oh and I actually got to eat really food.... that never happens at the ECMAs especially on the first day!! I think I may grow to like this..... probably not! On a side note there's not much going on today, by the looks of it not too much at all is happening until tomorrow...... which means I'm probably going to be bored as shit..... guess I'll have to call Liam soon... YAH LIAM!!
I really wish Miss E was here to make things interesting..... at least if she was here we could bitch about things! Like for example there's these two girls singing right now on stage and their voices are so annoying! These days anyone can get a record deal... muh ha ha!! It would be an interesting experiment to try...... I can really play or sing.... it would be very interesting given the connections I have if I could put out an album..... I'd love to try it... I think it would prove to be a very amusing social experiment!


~Miss H




......Never give Grant a napkin when he's bored..... he'll make a chicken!

CMW Day One: Part One: F@%# I Hate Winter!!

So here I am sitting in the Halifax Airport...... waiting....... waiting some more...........and some more.......... The weather outside is shitty as hell, so of course my flight is delayed! I'm not sure how long it's delayed for, they haven't said yet. Bastards!! I'm so bored... and SUPER tired! I didn't get any sleep last night and had to get up @ 2am to get ready to leave for the airport @ 4am..... Not to mention that I'll probably have to be up until 2 or 3am today! It's only the first day and I'm gonna be up for over 24 hours!! AHHH!! This is gonna be a long ass 5 days! I need sleep!! There's this little girl sitting in the seats in front of me and she has so much energy that it's driving me insane.
An announcement just came on..... they have no idea how long it's gonna be delayed..... how stupid are these people.... just make something up at least because I'm gonna have to text Mr. HTT and tell me about my delay........ effin winter! The way things are going I may just have to sleep on the plane, and I hate doing that! I'm sooooo tired!! Sleeeeeeep..... need Sleep.......


~Miss H


......Nothing says party like pocky!!.......

Alas, 'Tis Over For Another Year

And we are back to a normal life again.......or getting there........hopefully soon after we catch up some darn sleep, which should only take, oh, about a year!
Last day at the ECMA's was great, except that yes the storm that we were all expecting did hit Fredericton early Sunday, which made the roads hell to drive on. So of course I did have to call work and say that I wouldn't be in on Monday, Hooray! So, we checked out of the hotel and spent the better part of the afternoon hangin out with Dan the Man, captioning photos at hie hotel room.....by the way the "Plaza" should really be called the "Palace" based on what Dan's room looked like. Oh and by the way....how the eff did he get an ECMA bag when we didn't?! I want free shit too, mostly just the bag though. And then came the big event of the weekend.......the Awards show, or as most people there reffer to it....the "Joel Plaskett Show"......but really come on, no one else put out a new record this year, and the man effin deserves it! Also, glad to see that Chr!s Smi!th FINALLY won Photographer of the Year, WooHoo......Chr!s you are effin amazing.....and thanks for the tip about drunk photographing, haha.
But just to let people know another reason why fredericton effin sucks.....The Aitken Center....need I say more. Effin sauna, not to mention having to wade through the toxic fog, effin haze. But anywho....best part of the whole evening....yes indeed it was getting to hang out in the Delta lobby on the CBC couch with Barry watching people check each other out....and no, we are totally sober in this photo...or at least Miss H and I were........where was Jimmy?
Hookay, so we stayed up all night captioning photos and partying and then wehn the storm finally let up.....we drove to Sackville and crashed for a bit.........a whole 26 hours without sleep! WTF?!!! And let me just say that....we LOVE moms.....and mom food.....then we drove to Truro after a few hours nap and the saddest part of the weekend took place......Miss H and I finally had tp part ways, or as Mrs T would call it, we "cut the umbilical chord"...............and both drove (me on the bus, not driving thank goodness) home...............and I don't remember much after that...just passing out.....although I'm pretty sure I did have dreams...yes Miss H I was talking in them again. The End

peace
~Miss E

............ _____ was supposed to get me a joint, but I think he left the building! Good Old NGR!

A Quick ECMA Sponsor Theory......

Ok ok... we're sitting in Dan's hotel having a little chat about Mrs.T..... and we've come up with a theory..... seeing as we're pretty sure that at the CCMAs 2 years ago he hooked up the MAXTRAX lady.... then a few months later *puff* we have a sponsor for the ECMAs and who is it but good ol' MAXTRAX..... coincidence... I think not!! Then this year we don't have a sponsor.... and we see Mrs. T going into the Delta with a dozen red roses.... did something happen?...... did he piss off the MAXTRAX lady?.... is he trying to suck up to someone? So many questions, no answers...... I mean what would you think!!!


"We're getting snowed in and she's fine with it"...

ECMA 2008 Day Three (The Final Day) Part One: The Trews Effin ROCK!!!!

I would have come up with a better name for the blog but why hide the truth!! lol Miss E will explain later about the whole Trews thing in a recap of last nights events....and no we weren't creepy!! But for now onto a little blurb about THT.... last night when Miss E and I were heading out of the hotel, from different exits (she had to go to the front desk, I escaped out the back), we both ran into Alec from THT. So I guess THT are staying in our hotel. If we had of had time I'm sure we would have tracked them down but the ECMAs won't shoot themselves! Knowing that THT is in our hotel.....we're owed a sharpie, a silver sharpie at that, and we intend to collect!! muh ha ha
Oh so Barry is ALIVE! He does exist!! We hadn't seen Barry until last night and we were beginning to think that he was a figment of Grant's imagination. Barry rocks! We scared the shit out of him, it was too funny! Miss E came up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder......He jumped about 2 ft in the air lmao........

And that is the moment when we finally got to see the Trews........but lets start that story off from the beginning. Hookay, so.....music NS was at the Back Nine last night, by the way I effin hate the staff at that place. I waited outside the doors for two and a half hours to finally find out that the fire marshal said even if people left no one else was getting in. Down the hatch went that paln to see Joel Plaskett and the Trews, effin staff. And wtf Grant? Can you not answer your damn phone when I call you! I could have froze to death! At least I made friends with some people in teh line around me.....we shared a tender moment of huddling together to eat some tic-tacs........I can't remember your names now but your effin awesome guys! And a special shout-out goes to your mom, I'll call you good teeth boy, for letting us have her scarf to share between the four of us when she left. I heart moms. Anywho, I walked back to the Plaza and met up with Heather feeling discouraged, when Mrs T finally calls us back......and hope reigns! Until his special call to get us into the show ends up in failure cause the Trews can't even get their own family into it! WTF?! fredericton effin sucks!
But again hope prevails as we realize that they are playing at the Delta, where Barry is..............sorry to the guys I stood in line with but............yes we indeed did get backstage to take photos during the show!!! And for that we heart Mrs T........but he still owes us. And I think that we might have been recognized us from.....well we can't talk about that...it's a whole other universe. but man....did he ever stare at us.....??????? So we arrived back at the hotel afterwards on a Trews high.......and then passed out from exhaustion......
And now today is a new day, our last day here.....time flies......it's gonna be a long day, but I can feel a good energy about it.

Later Days

Soooo many stamps..........I feel like I have a new tattoo!!

ECMA 2008 Day Two Part One: Who Am I? Where Am I? Where Can I Find Some Coffee?!!!

Never ask Miss E where to find coffee..... we have a small coffee maker in our hotel room. Needless to say watching Miss E make or try to make coffee is highly amusing!! Snort of whitener anyone!
So we woke up early..... 7:00am to be exact, after going to bed at 5:00am, to work on our images thinking that Mrs T (we decided to change Grant's new name from Mr. T to Mrs...... because it's amusing!) needed us to shoot in the morning, but of course he didn't. We could have slept in....The Bastard! And we're the eff are my roses!! Apparently Mrs. T has a dirty secret or more then one! Let's face it Mrs. T is a jezebel! Regardless we got sent to the Delta to shoot nothing and spent the whole morning collecting ashtray rocks.

We will finish our days events later, right now we're off to shoot...... Miss E to Music NS and me to the Rising Star.... Damn you Grant. I hope you know you owe me big time!!!

Later Days

Miss H

Damn it I hate when you forget good lines..... i've got you under my skin!

ECMA 2008 Day One,Part Two: Why Can't There Just Be Numbers!

As state above why the hell can't there be effin numbers for streets instead of names.... that you can't even see until you're right on top of them and driving past! Also be careful of those infamous slight rights, they'll get you everytime. Just a quick note before I turn it over to my cocktail waitress Miss E..... Gordie Johnson is stalking me!! or me him it's hard to say but I'm sure it's him me because I'm not that creepy!!......anymore........ although the Trews are here...muh ha ha!!

Hookay....so, my ngiht was not as star struck as Miss H's......if one more drunken man comes up to me at the bar and tries to hit on me am honestly going to take my effin camera and club them with it........although I did get a very nice compliment on some photos I took at a previous awards show, boojah! And if one more effin little volunteer tells me I can't do something cause they can't read the print on my pass.......well I can't say what will happen but it won't be pretty.....

As for our adventures together......no it does not count as stalking that we followed Steven Page (Barenaked Ladies front man)...we were simply taking photos of him at an event and didn't know where it was in the hotel. What better way to find out than to follow the person giving the speech?! We are so clever.....and not creepy at all........right. Also, thye have little, I din''t know what to call them, carnival food stands set up.....and yes at some point today I am going to either enjoy a "Two Hours Traffic Hotdog" or maybe even a "Trews Burger".....oh Fredericton where did the province go wrong with you? wtf?

And now since we're writing about last nigth this morning cause we effin passed out with no energy at around four am, I will tell you how day two is beginning........yes Chris I hit the snooze about a million times. Up until effin four and have to get up and work on images at effin seven, wtf? What is wrong with this picture....oh yeah....NO SLEEP! Save me Jesus, save me Tom Cruise!


Peace
It's a DEATH COCKTAIL!!!!!!!!..............um, I'm gonna have a muffin!

ECMA 2008 Day One,Part One: Return to Hell on Earth

Ok first off, Miss H made her return to the East Coast safe and sound (holy F it's been a long time since we wrote a blog,wtf?) So, we're off to the ECMA's again this year in crappy old fredericton of all places, jeez the frig louise! On the drive here in the middle of butt F nowhere, what do we see stranded on the side of the road? No not cute little wildlife animals, one man on the side of the highway surrounded in copious amounts of red luggage of all shapes and sizes. So that was a big shocker, no one around, no broke down car anywhere in site, and the man wasn't even hitch hiking, he was facing away from oncoming traffic,wtf mate? Hookay so, then we decided to change the identifying name of our boss on Miss H's cell phone and as I'm fumbling my way through doing that, he calls.......and i believe my first reaction was something in the way of this.............HAAAAAAAA! As I had thoughts of throwing the cell phone from my lap, yup. Then it hit us afterwards, yes miss H is inadvertently stalking Gordie Johnson.......who is most likely hanging out with the Trews, who we are trying to avoid for reasons we vowed neveer to speak of again........to the grave it goes with us! Muhahaha! Has anyone ever noticed the sign for entering Oromocto...........the army man with the peaceful canoe floating past, the epitomy of the Canadian Army right there for ya.............quick they're attacking into the vessels.......and row!....row!! Also we have learned that Miss E's pass has been mixed up and now we have to go down to the Delta and fight with the Volunteer lackies to get the right one.......yes I may have to punch someone out...and thus begins the ECMA's 2008!

Peace out
....................Look out.....I have to pee!.......I'm high on Rockstar!.........We live it,we love it..........we know it!!