We shake our heads in shame at you

Christopher, christopher, christopher.........Slugs are cool and you should be darn proud to have that as your nickname!

Chris (Slug) and the Tale of Toasty

Eryn says:
yes yes i am... hee hee, eryn just went to get changed she'll be right back
Christopher says:
haha, lets pretend weer talking about her
Eryn says:
ok .. here she comes
Eryn says:
shhh
Christopher says:
i'm gonna whisper
Eryn says:
you asshole
Christopher says:
heather????
Eryn says:
no ...... the goose has landed
Eryn says:
damn it chris post a comment on our blog.... please!!!
Christopher says:
i'm so confused.......
Christopher says:
am i talking to a goose?
Eryn says:
it's still heather
Eryn says:
but a wasn't the one that called you an asshole that was the goose
Christopher says:
eryn has a talking goose!, thats amazing
Eryn says:
LMAO!!!!
Eryn says:
eryn's laughing so hard she's crying adn she needs to sit on her bum
Christopher says:
haha
Eryn says:
sorry she said ball not bum
Christopher says:
haha, well both make good sense
Eryn says:
yes
Christopher says:
sounds like you guys have the giggles
Eryn says:
that we do my friend that we do... muh haha... shhhh shut the fuck up bag
Christopher says:
is there a bag giving you some sass?
Eryn says:
there was but we've rectified the siteeeeation, ye'haw
Eryn says:
"SHEEP"
Christopher says:
you know even though i'm not there i have this picture of eryn laughing and crying while she bounces on her excercise ball, heather trying to shut up this bag of hers and some goose running around calling everyone an asshole.....................are you guys on acid
Eryn says:
no but we feel like it.... and to clarify teh siteeeation, eryn is the one trying to shut the bag up, and the "goose" was a code word for eryn coming back into the room so she wouldn;t know we were talking about her.......
Eryn says:
well maybe we're on acid
Christopher says:
haha, the cheap shit too
Eryn says:
you got that right
Eryn says:
that's all we can afford after student loans
Christopher says:
i hear ya, whenever i get to meet my student loan......i'm gonna punch it in the face
Eryn says:
could you maybe kick in the junk for us
Christopher says:
with pleasure
Eryn says:
sweat
Christopher says:
well i think i'm gonna call it a night, and head to bed
Eryn says:
well ok then abandon us
Christopher says:
i'd love to stay and chat, but i took a bunch of muscle relaxants and i'm feeling really sleepy cause there starting to kick in
Eryn says:
and we're the ones on drugs?!
Christopher says:
i got a recipt when i bought miine......can you say the same, haha
Eryn says:
ummm......... we got one from eryn's dad does that count?
Eryn says:
it was written on a napkin
Christopher says:
i'm afraid not
Eryn says:
damn that george coombs, he promised me it was legit
Eryn says:
do you have toast sitting next to you?
Christopher says:
i wish, i would nibble on it's crispy yet tender sides of deliciousness
Christopher says:
for some reason i pictured a giant piece of toast sitting next to me........
Eryn says:
we can't handle talking to you anymore we're laughing to hard to type
Eryn says:
i can't breathe
Christopher says:
now i wish there was a giant piece of toast here next to me, dripping its buttery cinnamin goodness all over the floor......mmmmmmmm
Eryn says:
you'd probably lick the cinnamon off the floor wouldn't you?
Christopher says:
i'd use parts of the giant piece of toast to sop it up off the floor, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm floor toast
Eryn says:
five second rule
Eryn says:
Lassie get help, Heather's fallen down the well of her own tears of laughter!
Christopher says:
now you guys got me all hungry
Eryn says:
do you have a craving for.......... toast....... monster size toast?
Christopher says:
i really do wish there was giant piece of toast standing right next to me
Eryn says:
what would it's name be?
Christopher says:
i'd proabably eat some of it now, and then let it follow me to bed so i could snack on it during the night
Christopher says:
i'd name it Toasty
Eryn says:
instead of sucking your thumb you'd be chewing toast in your sleep?!
Christopher says:
probably clear up that nasty drooling problem, waking up like i just fell asleep in a puddle isn't fun
Eryn says:
ummm appealing
Christopher says:
i'm a real catch
Eryn says:
turns Toasty on!
Eryn says:
you're so alike, he leaces a nice cinnamon trail behind...and you leave a saliva trail
Christopher says:
thanks.............thanks for making out to be a basically a giant slug
Eryn says:
we're convulsing with laughter......and yes you are, a well dressed one though
Eryn says:
my face hurts
Christopher says:
thanks at least i'm well dressed.......
Eryn says:
you're a very lovable slug
Eryn says:
...who eats toast named Toasty
Christopher says:
you guys are making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.....................and no that has nothing to do with the fact that as a slug i'm all squishy inside and is apprantly full of toast
Eryn says:
that's what we're here for, we got you're back!
Christopher says:
...........here comes that warm and fuzzy feeling again
Eryn says:

Eryn winks:

Play "Heart"
Christopher says:

Eryn says:
all that for one damn smiley!
Eryn says:
we're going to bed in disgust!!
Christopher says:
i was called an "asshole" by a belligerent goose for god sakes.............and i didn't nothing
Eryn says:
and "you didn't nothing"?? for the love of god, man what does that mean?!!!!!!
Christopher says:
Toasty's dripping everywhere for crying out loud
Eryn says:
tell him to stop or you'll tell your parents
Christopher says:
i'm just gonna gobble him up, and be done with it..............damn you toasty and deliciousness
Eryn says:
we need to stop to talking to you and go to bed before our ribs crack open and we die a horriable death of laughter and blood.... lots of blood.....everywhere
Christopher says:
wow.......ummmm thats quite the picture you painted for me..........now i really can't wait to go eat........and of course try and have pleasant dreams..........thanks......
Eryn says:
you're welcome, anytime
Eryn says:
anytime you need a little pick me up you know where to come
Eryn says:
now go enjoy Toasty and let us be away to bed
Christopher says:
sounds like a plan
Eryn says:
goodnight our well dressed slug, we'll miss you
Christopher says:
ha.......ha......another nick name........
Eryn says:
you just keep walking into these things it's not our fault, really
Christopher says:
mmmhhhmmm sure thing.................Goose
Eryn says:
thanks, i think geese are cool
Eryn says:
honk honk!!
Christopher says:
i'm just shaking my head
Eryn says:
that back fired a little on you didn't it?
Christopher says:
...............well i think slugs are......ummm cool, you know..........oozing shit out there backside
Eryn says:
does that mean you're full of shit?!
Eryn says:
oozing shit?
Christopher says:
alright you know its bedtime isn't it
Eryn says:
i think so
Christopher says:
silly girls
Eryn says:
brilliant idea my friend!
Eryn says:
brilliant i tell ya
Christopher says:
i would concur with that
Eryn says:
ok then, we'll chat with you later chap
Christopher says:
perhaps over a spot of tea
Eryn says:
and crumpets....maybe a scone or two
Christopher says:
toasty says he knows some that can come
Eryn says:
I thought you already dealt with him, how is he still talking with you?
Christopher says:
it's a giant piece of toast............these things take time
Eryn says:
eat faster for the love of god!
Eryn says:
ok we need to say goodnight now, or this is never gonna end
Christopher says:
i agree
Eryn says:
ok so on three....
Christopher says:
ok
Eryn says:
1......2........3
Eryn says:
good night!!!!!!!!!!!
Christopher says:
goodnight eryn and heather

Walmarts Pimp and Extreme Disappointment in PEI

Okay so, we went to Amherst the other night to go to Walmart, and what did we see upon entering through the doors? The Walmart greeter.....who happened to resemble an old school seventies pimp, complete with blazer, open shirt to show off his disgusting manly chest hair, and yes folks....he did have an enormous fake diamond stud earring. So huge in fact you couldn't even see his earlobe. Actually picture a bouncer at club 54, and you've got this man. When the club closed down he had no other career options so he became the skidgy Walmart greeter, and yes he did the hey girls nod.......soooooo creepy.
And then, we planned this whole trip to PEI to visit with friends but also because Two Hours Traffic was supposedly playing at Hunters on tuesday. Apparently though, they changed the date of the show to Friday....and of course we couldn't stay on the Island until Friday........damn THT!!! But it turned out to be a cool night anyway, we got to hang out with friends and hear some other band play.....and everyone kinda got drunk......but not as much as Candace, haha, luv you mom. Especially when she was going on and on about some guy when we got back to Tiyanna's.......and we had to hide in the shower in the bathroom to get away from her talk. And by the way, Tiyanna's shower doesn't drain very well so our feet got completely soaked. And then Candace came in and after we had all gone upstairs to bed and told us of how she was just sick, and then passed out on the end of Heather's mattress, as Heather said,"she's like a cat". Except that during the night she climbed up and started to try to snuggle with Heather which ended up in Heather getting really creeped out and pissed off to the point of getting out of bed at six thirty and going to watch tv. We totally should have left Tony's mattress downstairs instead of dragging it all through the house and almost killing ourselves on the stairs, yeah thanks Tiyanna for making me go first as the lifter by the way...and yes we have it all on video tape, we're such idiots. So Heather didn't get any use out of the mattress, and had to deal with Candace breathing on her neck most of the night. So we're bitching a lot but we really did in fact have a great time hanging out with everyone again...Tristan you are the cutest boy ever.....and Paul is my hero. And if anyone happens to be at the school, you should check out Candace and my's kick ass dragon picture on teh chalk board in the hallway, disgraceful first years who never use it...we roll our eyes and shake our heads in disgust at you slackers.........woah what reeks?!.....oh crap

Confessions of a Drunken Groupie, And One High on Rockstar

Can I go nowhere with you? Wanna go to Zellers? Okay. Liam from Two Hours Traffic needs to lean over and say "skidgy skidgy skidgy". I like fourteen year olds with braces. I see the ski hill, we should stop here and go through the woods to it. I'll just climb a tree every now and then and make sure we're in the right direction. Maybe we could just ride some deer to the ski lodge, they'll know the way. We're going to see Two Hours Traffic.Woo, woo, woo, WOOOOO! We're totally gonna get lost. I can't find the hole to my Rockstar. There's a sketchy man whose eyes went in polar opposite directions, he talked to me, I feel creepy. Don't touch anything, let's just get the hell out of here. Lock the doors, lock the doors! People really shouldn't shoot dirty looks when they see you changing your shirt in the car......in daylight.....in a parking lot. We need a video camera in the car........and our own radio show......where we can talk about the idea of having our own radio show. Joel Plaskett was there....but he's shorter and fatter......no wait, someone just stole his jacket...Nnnoooooo! No more buying jackets, jackets are bad. You are to jackets as I am to shoes. Lets devote a room in our house to Two Hours Traffic.....and one to hello kitty. And skulls. Walkin by a stoner "Hey how are you ladies tonight?" Good.....just keep walking. Mad search for the only PEI liscense plate in a parking lot full of Bluenoses.....like a needle in a haystack. Wanna caffeine high? Just inject in your eyeballs. What do you think those truckers are doing? Poking. Is this the old road? Looks pretty old to me, got a few holes and patches. Hey there's the store! Now where's the park? Remember to hold the flusher down for a while. We need to go to Needs.......for slushes....Sackville needs a Needs. Don't laugh I'm gonna try to put it in. He's touchy. Just ask him where the bathroom is. No. Just do it. You know where the old road and the new road meet? You take the old road. Ssshh....shut the hell up bag. How come every time we're creepy the Beatles are randomly playing somewhere? I wish Justin Timberlake would stop stalking us with his sexy back. There's a lot of flies in here...1234567...and a million over there. There's two in a glass of pop I had last night. Alec pointed at us...we got "the look" from Derrick and Liam....nothing like magnets on a van......we're like this, crosses fingers......mmmmmm......yeah

Reasons why i love Halifax

So I'm back in Halifax again, just can't seem to stay away. Was shopping with Chris yersterday and was into a music store. While looking for a copy of Ruth Minnikin's new album (which seems to have disappeared off the face of the universe) I found a copy of the new Mars Hill album, glorious. Never in a million years would I have found that anywhere else, and that is why I love Halifax. For it's great musical tastes :) And now I have wonderfully good new music to play at the cafe again. But I'm still in search of Ruth.......damn it where are you?!

The Week From Hell

Since this was the week from hell, we'd thought we'd honour it with a little photo of Grant......haha....you know we love you

Yes I did slack on my posting job

So anyway, the week turned out to be super fun in general. I must say though that the highlight of the trip was showing up to the Mercury on our last events night to see Two Hours Traffic and running into an old friend.....yeah thats right Tony effin Dawe himself, lol. Was a total coincidence (no effin idea how to spell that)and definetly made our night, although Tony didn't show up for the post awards show like he promised for the next night, tsk tsk. And the awards show? Effin amazing!! Didn't sleep much though, Grant wouldn't shut up, spent almost all night chattin with him and Dave in the hotel room after, haha the suckers had to get up and catch the plane for five thirty when we got to sleep in. Actually not even sure that they went to sleep at all that night. And then when we checked out in the morning, yes we went and bought more music, but it's not our fault that you people let us go out on our own without adult supervision!! And we sort of kept each other in control,we only went ten dollars over our hundred dollar limit on music, hee hee. And then came the sadness when Heather and I parted ways at the Starbucks to head back to our homes....and so the ECMA's ended with mixed feelings........and then we Max Tracked it out of there!