Chris (Slug) and the Tale of Toasty

Eryn says:
yes yes i am... hee hee, eryn just went to get changed she'll be right back
Christopher says:
haha, lets pretend weer talking about her
Eryn says:
ok .. here she comes
Eryn says:
shhh
Christopher says:
i'm gonna whisper
Eryn says:
you asshole
Christopher says:
heather????
Eryn says:
no ...... the goose has landed
Eryn says:
damn it chris post a comment on our blog.... please!!!
Christopher says:
i'm so confused.......
Christopher says:
am i talking to a goose?
Eryn says:
it's still heather
Eryn says:
but a wasn't the one that called you an asshole that was the goose
Christopher says:
eryn has a talking goose!, thats amazing
Eryn says:
LMAO!!!!
Eryn says:
eryn's laughing so hard she's crying adn she needs to sit on her bum
Christopher says:
haha
Eryn says:
sorry she said ball not bum
Christopher says:
haha, well both make good sense
Eryn says:
yes
Christopher says:
sounds like you guys have the giggles
Eryn says:
that we do my friend that we do... muh haha... shhhh shut the fuck up bag
Christopher says:
is there a bag giving you some sass?
Eryn says:
there was but we've rectified the siteeeeation, ye'haw
Eryn says:
"SHEEP"
Christopher says:
you know even though i'm not there i have this picture of eryn laughing and crying while she bounces on her excercise ball, heather trying to shut up this bag of hers and some goose running around calling everyone an asshole.....................are you guys on acid
Eryn says:
no but we feel like it.... and to clarify teh siteeeation, eryn is the one trying to shut the bag up, and the "goose" was a code word for eryn coming back into the room so she wouldn;t know we were talking about her.......
Eryn says:
well maybe we're on acid
Christopher says:
haha, the cheap shit too
Eryn says:
you got that right
Eryn says:
that's all we can afford after student loans
Christopher says:
i hear ya, whenever i get to meet my student loan......i'm gonna punch it in the face
Eryn says:
could you maybe kick in the junk for us
Christopher says:
with pleasure
Eryn says:
sweat
Christopher says:
well i think i'm gonna call it a night, and head to bed
Eryn says:
well ok then abandon us
Christopher says:
i'd love to stay and chat, but i took a bunch of muscle relaxants and i'm feeling really sleepy cause there starting to kick in
Eryn says:
and we're the ones on drugs?!
Christopher says:
i got a recipt when i bought miine......can you say the same, haha
Eryn says:
ummm......... we got one from eryn's dad does that count?
Eryn says:
it was written on a napkin
Christopher says:
i'm afraid not
Eryn says:
damn that george coombs, he promised me it was legit
Eryn says:
do you have toast sitting next to you?
Christopher says:
i wish, i would nibble on it's crispy yet tender sides of deliciousness
Christopher says:
for some reason i pictured a giant piece of toast sitting next to me........
Eryn says:
we can't handle talking to you anymore we're laughing to hard to type
Eryn says:
i can't breathe
Christopher says:
now i wish there was a giant piece of toast here next to me, dripping its buttery cinnamin goodness all over the floor......mmmmmmmm
Eryn says:
you'd probably lick the cinnamon off the floor wouldn't you?
Christopher says:
i'd use parts of the giant piece of toast to sop it up off the floor, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm floor toast
Eryn says:
five second rule
Eryn says:
Lassie get help, Heather's fallen down the well of her own tears of laughter!
Christopher says:
now you guys got me all hungry
Eryn says:
do you have a craving for.......... toast....... monster size toast?
Christopher says:
i really do wish there was giant piece of toast standing right next to me
Eryn says:
what would it's name be?
Christopher says:
i'd proabably eat some of it now, and then let it follow me to bed so i could snack on it during the night
Christopher says:
i'd name it Toasty
Eryn says:
instead of sucking your thumb you'd be chewing toast in your sleep?!
Christopher says:
probably clear up that nasty drooling problem, waking up like i just fell asleep in a puddle isn't fun
Eryn says:
ummm appealing
Christopher says:
i'm a real catch
Eryn says:
turns Toasty on!
Eryn says:
you're so alike, he leaces a nice cinnamon trail behind...and you leave a saliva trail
Christopher says:
thanks.............thanks for making out to be a basically a giant slug
Eryn says:
we're convulsing with laughter......and yes you are, a well dressed one though
Eryn says:
my face hurts
Christopher says:
thanks at least i'm well dressed.......
Eryn says:
you're a very lovable slug
Eryn says:
...who eats toast named Toasty
Christopher says:
you guys are making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.....................and no that has nothing to do with the fact that as a slug i'm all squishy inside and is apprantly full of toast
Eryn says:
that's what we're here for, we got you're back!
Christopher says:
...........here comes that warm and fuzzy feeling again
Eryn says:

Eryn winks:

Play "Heart"
Christopher says:

Eryn says:
all that for one damn smiley!
Eryn says:
we're going to bed in disgust!!
Christopher says:
i was called an "asshole" by a belligerent goose for god sakes.............and i didn't nothing
Eryn says:
and "you didn't nothing"?? for the love of god, man what does that mean?!!!!!!
Christopher says:
Toasty's dripping everywhere for crying out loud
Eryn says:
tell him to stop or you'll tell your parents
Christopher says:
i'm just gonna gobble him up, and be done with it..............damn you toasty and deliciousness
Eryn says:
we need to stop to talking to you and go to bed before our ribs crack open and we die a horriable death of laughter and blood.... lots of blood.....everywhere
Christopher says:
wow.......ummmm thats quite the picture you painted for me..........now i really can't wait to go eat........and of course try and have pleasant dreams..........thanks......
Eryn says:
you're welcome, anytime
Eryn says:
anytime you need a little pick me up you know where to come
Eryn says:
now go enjoy Toasty and let us be away to bed
Christopher says:
sounds like a plan
Eryn says:
goodnight our well dressed slug, we'll miss you
Christopher says:
ha.......ha......another nick name........
Eryn says:
you just keep walking into these things it's not our fault, really
Christopher says:
mmmhhhmmm sure thing.................Goose
Eryn says:
thanks, i think geese are cool
Eryn says:
honk honk!!
Christopher says:
i'm just shaking my head
Eryn says:
that back fired a little on you didn't it?
Christopher says:
...............well i think slugs are......ummm cool, you know..........oozing shit out there backside
Eryn says:
does that mean you're full of shit?!
Eryn says:
oozing shit?
Christopher says:
alright you know its bedtime isn't it
Eryn says:
i think so
Christopher says:
silly girls
Eryn says:
brilliant idea my friend!
Eryn says:
brilliant i tell ya
Christopher says:
i would concur with that
Eryn says:
ok then, we'll chat with you later chap
Christopher says:
perhaps over a spot of tea
Eryn says:
and crumpets....maybe a scone or two
Christopher says:
toasty says he knows some that can come
Eryn says:
I thought you already dealt with him, how is he still talking with you?
Christopher says:
it's a giant piece of toast............these things take time
Eryn says:
eat faster for the love of god!
Eryn says:
ok we need to say goodnight now, or this is never gonna end
Christopher says:
i agree
Eryn says:
ok so on three....
Christopher says:
ok
Eryn says:
1......2........3
Eryn says:
good night!!!!!!!!!!!
Christopher says:
goodnight eryn and heather