Walmarts Pimp and Extreme Disappointment in PEI

Okay so, we went to Amherst the other night to go to Walmart, and what did we see upon entering through the doors? The Walmart greeter.....who happened to resemble an old school seventies pimp, complete with blazer, open shirt to show off his disgusting manly chest hair, and yes folks....he did have an enormous fake diamond stud earring. So huge in fact you couldn't even see his earlobe. Actually picture a bouncer at club 54, and you've got this man. When the club closed down he had no other career options so he became the skidgy Walmart greeter, and yes he did the hey girls nod.......soooooo creepy.
And then, we planned this whole trip to PEI to visit with friends but also because Two Hours Traffic was supposedly playing at Hunters on tuesday. Apparently though, they changed the date of the show to Friday....and of course we couldn't stay on the Island until Friday........damn THT!!! But it turned out to be a cool night anyway, we got to hang out with friends and hear some other band play.....and everyone kinda got drunk......but not as much as Candace, haha, luv you mom. Especially when she was going on and on about some guy when we got back to Tiyanna's.......and we had to hide in the shower in the bathroom to get away from her talk. And by the way, Tiyanna's shower doesn't drain very well so our feet got completely soaked. And then Candace came in and after we had all gone upstairs to bed and told us of how she was just sick, and then passed out on the end of Heather's mattress, as Heather said,"she's like a cat". Except that during the night she climbed up and started to try to snuggle with Heather which ended up in Heather getting really creeped out and pissed off to the point of getting out of bed at six thirty and going to watch tv. We totally should have left Tony's mattress downstairs instead of dragging it all through the house and almost killing ourselves on the stairs, yeah thanks Tiyanna for making me go first as the lifter by the way...and yes we have it all on video tape, we're such idiots. So Heather didn't get any use out of the mattress, and had to deal with Candace breathing on her neck most of the night. So we're bitching a lot but we really did in fact have a great time hanging out with everyone again...Tristan you are the cutest boy ever.....and Paul is my hero. And if anyone happens to be at the school, you should check out Candace and my's kick ass dragon picture on teh chalk board in the hallway, disgraceful first years who never use it...we roll our eyes and shake our heads in disgust at you slackers.........woah what reeks?!.....oh crap