Friday, February 8, 2008

ECMA 2008 Day One,Part One: Return to Hell on Earth

Ok first off, Miss H made her return to the East Coast safe and sound (holy F it's been a long time since we wrote a blog,wtf?) So, we're off to the ECMA's again this year in crappy old fredericton of all places, jeez the frig louise! On the drive here in the middle of butt F nowhere, what do we see stranded on the side of the road? No not cute little wildlife animals, one man on the side of the highway surrounded in copious amounts of red luggage of all shapes and sizes. So that was a big shocker, no one around, no broke down car anywhere in site, and the man wasn't even hitch hiking, he was facing away from oncoming traffic,wtf mate? Hookay so, then we decided to change the identifying name of our boss on Miss H's cell phone and as I'm fumbling my way through doing that, he calls.......and i believe my first reaction was something in the way of this.............HAAAAAAAA! As I had thoughts of throwing the cell phone from my lap, yup. Then it hit us afterwards, yes miss H is inadvertently stalking Gordie Johnson.......who is most likely hanging out with the Trews, who we are trying to avoid for reasons we vowed neveer to speak of again........to the grave it goes with us! Muhahaha! Has anyone ever noticed the sign for entering Oromocto...........the army man with the peaceful canoe floating past, the epitomy of the Canadian Army right there for ya.............quick they're attacking into the vessels.......and row!....row!! Also we have learned that Miss E's pass has been mixed up and now we have to go down to the Delta and fight with the Volunteer lackies to get the right one.......yes I may have to punch someone out...and thus begins the ECMA's 2008!

Peace out
....................Look out.....I have to pee!.......I'm high on Rockstar!.........We live it,we love it..........we know it!!

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