Sunday, April 1, 2007

Jean Coutu Escape

Right, so we went to go see Two Hours Traffic, or as Devon refers to them - Two Interstate Provinces....but alas the tickets, which we did not know existed, were all sold out, stupid hoes. So we decided that to get our photos to them we would just slip our envelopes under the door with a little message. Then neither of us wanted to be the one to slip it under the door, so relying on jessica we left and got Rockstar. But when calling Jessica after she got off work.....there was no answer, yes we hate you...probably...not.......but still........yes that was a William Shatner moment of slow speaking. So we calle din reinforcements, one being Steve who shall be known hence forth as.....Steve...he asked fr his real name to remain a secret. he turned out to be a pansy ass boy so then he called in more reinforcements. And this is the part of the story when you readers meet our hero....Devon. He persoanlly gave our package with complete story of how we came to this point to Alec, as we ran sketchily away from them down the stairs........yes he totally saw us. But mission completed. So now we await a package to be sent back via snail mail, sinc ewe have already included a self addressed envelope and money for postage, we are soooo creepy. So after our rockstar high we decided to play a little game called "cat and mouse", which is basically hide and seek with cars. So, Andrew really sucks at giving hints cause we found him within one minute, where as us gave him several hints and only when Devon showed himself did Andrew find us.......it took him almost an hour. Meanwhile we were starving!! So directly after being found we headed for home, but with one little pit stop......second mission complete! And then we had toast...........May your flies always be tits up!!!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I agree, you are vry vry creepy.

You end the nite with: "then we had toast". I feel like there should be more. Toast isn't that exciting of an end, unless we're talking about TOasty, buy you didn't say that, so I'm disappointed. Please change the end of you story to something like: "and then these ninjas showed up and asked us if we wanted to join them for toast in their secret underground ninja lair". See that's way cooler than "then we had toast". Keep that in mind.

I don't know whether to laugh or try to be empathetic because you 2 attempted to see THT twice this week and failed both times. I'm going to go with laugh, mainly because I didn't have a chance to go and see them even though I really wanted to. And you didn't feel bad in the least that I missed out, so you can thank karma for this one.....

Deviant Artists said...

Ok, if we want to end our blog with "and then we ate toast", we'll effin end it that way. We personally liked that ending, it was simple, and telling people that we had toast with ninja's would be a lie, and we couldn't lie to our loyal readers, what kind of people would we be then?!

And the whole TTHT thing was not funny, well afterwads we laughed but it was super frustrating at the time, and we did so feel bad that you couldn't come with us, we roll our eyes at your karma comment.....and then we had toast