Outrageous Japanese Lesson 1

Ha Ha Ha this book is so awesome! It's called Outrageous Japanese, Slang,Curses and Epithets, by Jack Seward. I just started going through it today and thought I'd share some of it's contents with the rest of you. This will be lesson one.
From the Physical Apperance chapter:
chimmurui no kao (face that would stop a clock)
Kanojo no oppai ni wa kowakute kuroi ke ga haete iru-tte. ( I hear she has coarse black hairs growing out of her tits.) I just thought that that was an odd thing to say to someone or about someone, so I thought I'd include it. lol This next one also strikes me as weird but haliarious at the same time. paipan ( woman with no crotch hair) WTF?
How about kusottare-babā/jijī (shitty old goat) for those old people you know.
Now on to some Threats. There are a lot but I'll only include a few.
Sunao ni naran to buchi-nomesu ze (If you don't do what I say, I'm going to beat the hell out of you.)
Mogaite mo shiyō ga nai (It's no use struggling)
Doteppara ni kaza-ana wo akete yaru kara oboete oke. (Remember, I'm going to drill a hole in your dirty guts) ..... now that one's a classic.. lol
Omae wo hakusei ni shiteyaru. (I'll have you stuffed and mounted.)
Ah, this book is too good! It gets even worse. Be sure to come back for another lesson when I'll teach you the Japanese word for bitch and slut, and much much more!!

Later Days,
Miss Heather