Monday, April 9, 2007

I HAVE FIVE DOUGHNUTS AND A MUFFIN *WINK WINK*


WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GOING TO BE A REGULAR NIGHT LAST NIGHT TURNED OUT TO BE SOMETHING MUCH MORE EXCITING. NOT ONLY DID I GET VISIONS OF BRIBING POLICE MEN, BUT ALSO NIGHTMARES OF CAN-CAN DANCING NINJA TURTLES. WHAT MORON PARKS RIGHT BEHIND SOMEONE IN THEIR BLINDSPOT AND DOESN'T EXPECT TO GET HIT? A BLEACH-BLONDE TRAILER TRASH BITCH, YES I LOVE AMHERST PEOPLE.....BUT NOT REALLY. I ALSO LOVE THE IRONY IN THE FACT THAT YES TEGAN IS GRADUATING THIS YEAR FROM UNIVERSITY WITH A B.A. IN CRIMINOLOGY, AND WANTS TO GO INTO THE RCMP.......CONSTABLE FUDGE THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT WHEN THROWING HIS HEAD BACK IN LAUGHTER AT THIS TOO........AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT.....FOR OTHER, AND SOME MORE HILARIOUS, ACCOUNTS OF THE EVENING PLEASE CHECK OUT OTHER WITNESS ACCOUNTS ON.....

tegs27.blogspot.com or shatteredhorizons.com


......MY GUM HAS LIQUID INSIDE

~ERYN

6 comments:

Tegs27 said...

I wonder if we offered them a dounghnut if they would have accepted? although that still doesn't get me out of my "unlawfully due care while backing up" ticket... fucking amherst adn their non intellgent people....

Unknown said...

I'm not even going to mention where my mind went with that title. The winking did not help.

Now who expects a regular nite when you are stuck with the likes of us?? Just remember that the last time you thought you were going to a "regular" nite, you learned how to artificially inseminate a horse....

Unknown said...

which makes me wonder how luke plans on topping this one the next "regular" night we have...

/scared

Unknown said...

The best part is the lack of planning on anyone's part. We just end up in weird situations. I personally look forward to the next "regular" nite, they keep me amused.

Tegs27 said...

Yes.. good times with dirty jobs.. it really makes me want to enjoy the next time the four of us get together... although can we try to make it 157.50 fine less and minus a 1600 dollar repair job... that would be good on by part.
Luke where did your mind go?

Unknown said...

Ummm, If I knew where my mind went, I wold probably just leave it there. Life is more fun when you don't think about it.